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The Supposed Joys of Fishing: Part Two
OK, so I got my license to legally stalk, spear, shoot, blow up, Mame, hook, and orphan the poor little innocent fishy population of the lake right across the street from my house. OK, I splurged,...
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The Joys of Fishing: The Final Chapter (Can I get an Amen from the...
For the first time in 30 years, I went fishing. This past weekend, I actually went fishing, not once, but twice. The preliminary verdict: Those who enjoy fishing most-likely also enjoy: Root Canals...
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Weekend Update
(Our lake…Lake Bridgeport) I hope ya’ll have been having a good holiday weekend. Here, the weather has been sunny, hot, and beautiful……perfect conditions to enjoy the many recreational activities of...
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Catching Jack Squat
I got my copy of the letter from Social Security today in the mail. My wife could not believe how anti-climactic it is. It is basically just a INSERT NAME HERE form letter which states that I have been...
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More joys of freakin fishing
I have had my fishing license for almost 2 months now. I have yet to catch a single dang fish. I’m beginning to think that I would get more joy out of contracting a terminal illness than sitting on a...
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I’m a spineless blob of Jelly….(not that there’s anything wrong with that)
My wife came into the Living Room last night and caught me sitting on the couch, hysterically bawling like a little baby. She put a loving hand on my shoulder.. “Were you watching the end of “Marley...
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Fishing with the Idiot
Hell HAS frozen over. Pigs DO fly. Monkeys have fallen out of my butt. What does this all mean? For the first time in 30 years, I actually caught an actual, live, breathing fish! Last evening, a group...
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Happy Fishing Captain Phil
Today’s 80′s flashback is courtesy of Donnie Iris. Great song…..but…..I am forever thankful that I never saw the video for this song up until a few years ago….. This guy really creeps me out! Now I...
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The Idiot versus the DVR
It was all simple enough. The DVR in our bedroom died. I called Dish Network. I am a top customer since I subscribe to EVERY channel they offer. Since I am a top customer, they immediately shipped me...
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